oh my fucking god please watch this
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed